disgusting old hot dogs that get cooked way too long and begin to shrivel up, generally discounted to $0.50 at truck stops and convenience stores
by jackstrawtfb January 30, 2020

After eating large amounts of cheese balls or Cheetos and coating ones hands orange one then grabs a women by her pussy.
I finished my bag of the Cheetos the other day and decided to give the next girl I saw Trump fingers. She was shocked when I grabbed her pussy with my orange hands.
by Carpetmuncher5000 September 16, 2017

by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009

The finger clap, as opposed to clapping your hands or snapping your fingers, combines both. The index finger taps the thumb repreatedly to convey a subtle but visible expression of approval, be it sarcastic or sincere.
by ay_wey December 15, 2019

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.
by Cangri518 September 6, 2011

A movie known best on newgrounds.com, adored by the masses for its strange and sick atmosphere. It features Salad Fingers and his friends in a peculiar world created in both his fantasy and weird reality. David Firth, its creator, is literally the Ernest Hemingway of Flash, and yes, kung-fu, kick ass... whatever, kids are really shallow. Joe bastard, the only way you know everything about Salad Fingers is by watching every episode, and Van Halen wears spandex. A bit suspicious, no?
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat."
"I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?"
Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat."
"I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?"
Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.
by Pillage Productions October 12, 2004

No Finger February is a challenge for women not to finger them self for the whole month of February.
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail
by im the cumpster November 7, 2018
