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Filthy Runescaper 

One who is hopelessly addicted to the massive online game, Runescape. "Filthy Runescapers" usually resemble a chubby, nerdy-looking boy. But beware, sometimes these super-nerds can appear in female form too. These "people" usually come to school ranting and raving with their nerdy friends on how they finally completed the "Trolls of Faramont" quest on Runescape the other night. Beware! If they get too close they may give you their Runename so you can chat with them, or even worse, invite you to play with them.
An unfourtunate encounter with a Filty Runescaper
Filthy Runescaper: Hey, you! Guess what?
You: You're a Filthy Runescaper, why would I care?
Filthy Runescaper: Because all of Valador trembles at the very sight of my dragon-skinned sword and Mithril long-range elf bow!
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FILTHY PIG 

To describe a very attractive, hot, sexy, young female who's apperance would lead you to believe that she would do anything sexual that you would ask of her
Look at that "Filthy Pig" coming in the door. Shes hot, I bet you she would eat her own ass, then mine.
FILTHY PIG by BLAKE LICHTY September 24, 2007

filthy mick 

A cocktail made with Jameson Irish Whiskey and Red Bull for the times that you want to get all fucked up like a dirty Irishman.
-It' my birthday, I am going to get as drunk as a dirty Irishman.
-Hell yeah, dude. I'll grab some Jameson and Red Bull and we'll make some filthy micks.
-We'll get so trashed that we forget our names and pass out on the bathroom floor just like all the dirty Irishmen at the pub.
filthy mick by thought_criminal January 6, 2009

Filthy Puyol

"That Girl I Fucked Last Night Had A Right Filthy Puyol!"
Filthy Puyol by Cal Hanley August 12, 2006

filthy money shot 

1. A shot of ejaculate in the eye of a woman.
2. A nasty tennis shot that owns an opponent.
You just got a filthy money shot in the eye
Oh man, that was a filthy money shot, come again bitch.

Filthy Benavides 

In the spirit of the beloved Dirty Sanchez, the Filthy Benavides is the act of removing your penis from a woman's anus, then rubbing it vertically down her chin, creating the illusion of a "soul patch".
He was charging women the same money for straight sex as he was for a Filthy Benavides.
Filthy Benavides by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

filthy goose 

a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)
Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!