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Filthy Mountaineer

An ugly prank played after camping with one's best friend or girlfriend and eating a generous amount of grilled hot dogs or Brats. The pair hike to a nearby summit (preferably one of 8000' or more). Once at the summit and both persons are ready to expel the winers, the prankster takes initiative to find a viewable open location to do the deed. The prankster drops his/her pants whilst yelling to the prankee to look towards their bare ass, which should then be blowing mud toward the prankee as they look over. Hence the Filthy Mountaineer.
We hiked and hiked. Suddenly, I really had to go shit so I dropped my pants in front of Cindy and gave her a Filthy mountaineer!
by J>C>B March 5, 2008
mugGet the Filthy Mountaineermug.

filthy Phelps

to blow a load on someone's face when they are wearing swimming goggles.
Ever since Nancy got that red eye, she's been afraid to take it on the face. now that she has goggles she wants the filthy Phelps all the time.
by pee didddy May 7, 2010
mugGet the filthy Phelpsmug.

filthy goose

a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)
Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!
by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 15, 2003
mugGet the filthy goosemug.

Filthy Kevin

Bro that filthy Kevin had me so fucked up last night, I woke up halfway across nassau county wearing only a cowboy hat and my nikes
by Lilwaynefan101 October 23, 2019
mugGet the Filthy Kevinmug.

filthy pierre

the middle person in a three-person spooning session; making crotch-to-butt contact on both sides
"let's all spoon"

"i call filthy pierre!!"
by davep3rrett November 4, 2011
mugGet the filthy pierremug.

filthy release

The combination of ejaculation and taking a dump at the exact same time during a blumpkin.
After a few minutes, I realize I'm about to blow it out of both ends...there it was, my first filthy release. It nearly shot her across the room.
by Tellydude September 20, 2016
mugGet the filthy releasemug.

Filthy Trough

When you pour lukewarm soup into a chick's vagina who is having her period, and then proceeds to consume the succulent stew.
Man I gave Claudia a Filthy Trough last month and the taste still hasn't got out of my mouth!
by WeedThenWang November 4, 2009
mugGet the Filthy Troughmug.

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