Machine Gun Funk

Indiscriminately jizzing all over a female

"Yo Luchi bro, did you end up boning that chic?" - Dave
"Nah, bypassed the BJ too. Just hit her with the machine gun funk." - Luchi

by Ampa Lamps May 11, 2013

fudunk

v. the act of slapping a member of the female gender across the face region with an erect penis, usually resulting in a mushroom-shaped imprint on the slapped area.

I fudunked her good last night across the face region with my erect penis, and then developed a sudden and unexplainable urge for some mushrooms.

by SuperCameron March 28, 2003

Funk-Hop

A type of music thats got your body grooving to the tune, but then also has your head bobbing to the beat.

Yo man you guys gonna go check out that band Raoul Duke tonight, they got a good sound with a banging beat its like some sort of funk-hop.

by Jay Blaze May 7, 2008

Uptown Funk

See 'music induced headaches'.

I swear, if I had a nickel for every time I heard Uptown Funk play on the radio, I would have enough money to completely bail the U.S. out of its debt to China.

by PurplePenguin007 August 8, 2015

funk badger

A funk badger "talks the fuck" but "walks the wank".

Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.

Moby is a funk badger, as is David Beckham.

by bobdylan_mcfc January 7, 2005

intergalactic funk berries

chronic marijuana buds so sticky icky that when thrown at a large bay window they immediatly stick to it. that being the only way to tell if you truely purchased genuine USDA approved intergalactic funk berries.

"those intergalactic funk berries we chiefed last night were so intergalactic that i woke up naked with my thumb in your ass."

by Ian June 17, 2006

Funk Your Bunk

A way to say something makes you very happy.
Similar to 'rocks my socks' or 'rocks my boat'.
Only better. Because everyone knows funk is here to stay.

I got a tattoo today?
Ooh, did it funk your bunk?

by Izzybella July 5, 2006