Kung Fucked

When someone has been fucked up via Kung Fu

Dave: Wow, Jim just got Kung Fucked

by xAorta/Invisible39 January 26, 2010

Stay Fucked

Pleasantry: Often most used as a farewell, 'Stay Fucked' is a popular expression in the world of South Belfast wordplay. Usage: While on holiday, speaking to English speaking people, end your encounter with 'stay fucked' and explain it's 'all the rage where you come from' going on to add 'easily as popular as lol or ttfn'

stay fucked mate, keep it salmon.

by alonelycinemaatendee November 12, 2010

loser fucked

1. adj; to enter a state of extreme intoxication in which speech, reasoning, logic, fine and coarse motor skills degrade or cease all together

2. adj; complete and utter disregard for acceptable social norms, particularly in a party environment

3. adj; to be accepting of any person in either of the above conditions

Dude, I did so much cocamine last night, I was straight loser fucked.

by picklezfromcanada December 6, 2010

pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013

Kentucky fucked

To be fucked (non-sexually) to a great extent, resulting in damage to reputation, experiencing setbacks in one's career or suffering consequences.

Most likely originating from an r/AskReddit thread ('What was the "please stop" school presentation that you witnessed?')

"Did you hear that famous actor say the N word on TV? I hope he got Kentucky fucked"

by an-unnamed-user April 19, 2020

couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

fucked up shit

An extremely unacceptable situation, especially one that involves a high degree of bad luck or unfairness.

After being crapped on by a bird for the third time in one day, Roger remarked "Man, this is some fucked up shit."

by Treebor July 22, 2007