excesive fapping

normal masturbation speed times 3.

I was excesive fapping to pornhub.

by EXCESIVEFAPPER12345 September 2, 2017

Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.

I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.

by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

clown facing

Clown facing is the ancient art of first pucnhing a woman in the face hard enough to make her bleed. This is followed up in quick succession by then cumming in her face. The effect is very much like a clowns makeup.

She didn't show me no respect, so I ended up clown facing da bitch.

by Martin Lyons August 31, 2006

Facing

is normally what teens do if they are afraid of commitment or just dont want to make a full commitment to their partner. if someone is facing they are still allowed to go with, meet or face someone else even if they are already facing someone. when u are facing someone u still do things u would do with a steady boy/girlfriend eg, finger, suck off, fuck, lick out, etc. but would be considered sluttish if they arent even going steady.

boy 2 goes with michelle then waves her off and says ill see ya damara *winks*
boy: who was dat?
boy 2: michelle
boy: is she not annoyed you went with carrie yesterday?
boy 2: no cause we're only facing
boy: ah rite

girl: im not sure im ready to go steady as i dont want to move on to quick
boy: how bout we just face then?
girl: okay then

by lendinahelpinhand April 8, 2010

Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.

"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"

by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007

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by BlaydenStan July 10, 2020