trench fanny

Trench fanny is when you have a splash in the sea fully clothed and proceed to walk around all day with sopping knickers and a good ol’ chafe.

“Oh crikey, I love swimming in the sea, but now I’ve got trench fanny!”

“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”

“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”

by FlappyFanny July 23, 2018

janny fanny

janny fanny similar to the infamous glory hole but instead of being between 2 cubical's its a hole located on the back wall above the toilet system

i put my cock through the janny fanny and felt an almighty blowjob

by Gh0stReaper July 29, 2018

Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar although the friction did cause some discomfort

by Lisa Rossi December 14, 2008

Fanny Batter

A creamy textured gunge which is expelled from the female's delicacy.

Jenny was fired from work after she accidentally whatsapped her boss telling him she "had dipped his tuna baguette in my fanny batter"

by H:moon April 3, 2015

Disco Fanny

The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

fanny rash

A sore point for many women

Whats's red and hairy?
"Fanny rash"
Do you get it?
"Yeah"
You get fanny rash? hahahahahaha

by Edward Lyne September 23, 2005

Fanny Tap

When one uses their hand in a tapping motion on a womans fanny area.
Usually when you tap, you say 'Fanny Tap' in a high pitched voice.
Fanny tap is in no way sexual, but just a fun way of getting on someones nerves.

I would love to go over to her a give her a fanny tap.

by Alex in Alton December 25, 2007