Fanny porridge

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

by urban spaceman November 24, 2009

fanny twister

When you are fucking a white girl and have a green discharge from your penis due to syphilis. You then wipe the green discharge on the growler, to make it look like a twister. Added bonuses, if she is on her period to have the complete twister with the red middle.

His green discharge made me look like a fanny twister

by twister man November 22, 2013

Fanny Batter

A creamy textured gunge which is expelled from the female's delicacy.

Jenny was fired from work after she accidentally whatsapped her boss telling him she "had dipped his tuna baguette in my fanny batter"

by H:moon April 3, 2015

Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar although the friction did cause some discomfort

by Lisa Rossi December 14, 2008

Disco Fanny

The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

fanny rash

A sore point for many women

Whats's red and hairy?
"Fanny rash"
Do you get it?
"Yeah"
You get fanny rash? hahahahahaha

by Edward Lyne September 23, 2005

Fanny Tap

When one uses their hand in a tapping motion on a womans fanny area.
Usually when you tap, you say 'Fanny Tap' in a high pitched voice.
Fanny tap is in no way sexual, but just a fun way of getting on someones nerves.

I would love to go over to her a give her a fanny tap.

by Alex in Alton December 25, 2007