fail

1. Another word for "suck", most probably derived from the world of internet gaming.

2. To not achieve

1. What do you mean you lost? YOU FAIL!

2. I failed at achieving sickness to avoid the presentation.

by The Kevin August 30, 2005

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

by Kike Man March 6, 2010

failbird

In angry birds, when you slingshot a bird not using full force and it goes very little distance and plops to the ground.

Person 1: I tried beating Angry Birds level 5-2 but I couldn't because my maching bird kept dashing in random directions when I use very little force :(
Person 2: That was such a failbird!

by omg_a_BALLOON August 7, 2011

Porridge fail

Porridge fail is a person, whom fails at making porridge,

There porridge making skills are below zero, it is near impossible for them to make porridge,

-My little brother was the first person classified as porridge fail.

-Little brother walks in with slop that should be porridge-
Me- "what the hell is that?"
Him- "Porridge dumb ass"
Me- " listen boy I know porridge and that is NOT porridge, you my friend are a Porridge fail"

by RTOONS42 June 13, 2009

ricardo fail

noun: when a teacher underestimates a students capability in finding the answer online, leading to the teacher being lazy and copying questions from the world wide web ie. sparknotes

person 1: hey did you do that essay for english?
person 2: Yeah! i found it on sparknotes, the question and the answer

person 1: HAHA RICARDO FAIL!

by AWESOME 101 March 31, 2011

Gale Fail

Basically the entire plot of The Hunger Games in two words. It is used as derogatory slang for the series.

Person #1: Did you like The Hunger Games?

Person #2: You mean that Gale Fail? I couldn't even finish reading that garbage.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

what the fail

when witnessing a failure in which you are confused as to how the failure happened or came to be.

colleen: OMG Brian did you just see what happened to that guy.
Brian: NO! OMG what the fail!?

by bricol7000 November 2, 2008