Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.

Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial

by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019

accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

Cranberry Loaf Facial

Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.

“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”

“Bitch, come get yo CLF”

by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020

Spicy Chicago Facial

A rare European style skin treatment where a Canadian takes a shit in the Bay of Fundy and it is carried across the Atlantic Ocean by the tides where it then washes up on a beach in Sicily or Italy and it is used as a facial by the natives there.

"Did you hear? Gabriella found a true treasure on the beach this morning. She gave herself a magnificent Spicy Chicago Facial. She looks ten years younger and smells like Solider Field. I guess some guy from Nova Scotia had a blowout full of Taco Bell and oysters."

by Spicy Chicago December 31, 2020

Farm girl facial

When a famers daughter shits on your chest, dips her thumb in it and wipes it on your forehead: Also known as the reverse Simba.

The boss mans daughter gave me a farm girl facial the other day.

by Shatner October 7, 2021

facnasian

possibly the grossest thing on the planet.
fat+asian+acne=facnasian
beware of an encounter

me: how was that blind date last night?
joe: Bitch was a facnasian
me:oh what the fuck
joe: yeah i threw my food in the bitch's face proceedingly threw up everywhere than i let her know.

me: oh faasho then we smoke or blunts

by rower101 May 14, 2010

Mo Fackle

A polite way of referring to someone, or something, as a Mother Fucker.

Steph is my favorite Mo Fackle!

Bear is drunk as a Mo Fackle.

I am high as a Mo Fackle!

That Mo Fackle got three jobs.

by MoneyRik August 20, 2010