ET

An old teacher, that is usually an older woman between the age of 65 and70. Her neck fat is so loose forcing it to hang very. low, therefore, making her look like the character ET. from the movie E.T

"That teacher is such an ET"

by DrFluffyWaffles May 6, 2019

et

An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!

ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS

by lifesucks1235 September 26, 2018

et bone

Two faced dickhead. His diss tracks are terrible!!!! He is a two time cheating asshole. His dick is as black as charcoal, and his haircut lays even the most ferocious pussy.

This guy stole my bitch yesterday, what an et bone

by Ye boi Lulu June 6, 2018

The ET manouvre

When one stretches their cockhole to an enourmous size in order to swollow another person or thing whole.

Matt: Dude did you read that ET fanfic the other day?
Chris: No, why?
Matt: That shit was fucked up they did the ET manouvre and that nigga was swallowed whole.
Chris: Dude that's fucked up.

by Inlaidflyer December 10, 2012

Ete

A f****** bi*** a price of sh**

He is an ete

by Lcharles January 7, 2022

panem et circences

a) bread and circuses in Latin.
b) the main raison d'être of the American media

As per definitions both a) and b) above the Jodi Arias trial is IMHO nothing more than panem et circences.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2014

ET

Elon's Twitter

Refers to Twitter after it was bought by Elon Musk

ET is way better than old Twitter

by Silver_Zoom June 14, 2024