email bitch

Same as Text Bitch but slower form of delivery. Usually done to fuck with the woman you aren’t phoning but you like to tease.

It only takes a minute to send an email to my email bitch and if I get a response I know she still out there.

by Fashunpl8 December 23, 2022

Email

Email is a thing that was made for the convenience of mankind. No more did they need to wright letters, rather, just type; Sup. Now that's something to wright home about!

Mom: You should send a letter to your friend.

Teenager: No... I should send a email. We're in 2021, not 1981.

Email your friend, not send a letter to your friend.

by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021

email sieged

Verb (present tense is email siege) The act of seemingly everyone under God's green earth emailing one email in a short period of time (to the max a week) and completely stuffing their inbox, often with useless junk mail.

Person A: Holy Crap!

Person B: What?

Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!

Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.

by Victor D. September 24, 2011

Email Me

What Andrew and Woody do when I won't send them an email....is say this every 5 seconds...and I still haven't sent them emails 10 years later.

AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
5 seconds later
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
2021
Still the same thing etc....

by Sable Rabbit December 6, 2021

Craft an Email

Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.

Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.

by dohneoh October 6, 2023

email slut

When you give your email out to anyone and anything

Do you want to give your email for a free subscription?
Eh, why not. I'm an email slut anyway

by J2sMishamigo March 13, 2014

barked an email

sending a quick email with no information in the body text. Often just Subject or Attachment

Karen is a cold person. The last time she broke up with someone, she barked an email to him.

by Karoke Opera February 5, 2010