by jorsh April 21, 2006
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1. Nightmare.
2. A fear of having two of anything.
3. An irrational hatred of double chins.
4. A popular westcountry musical outfit, with a cunt playing bass in a very pumptious manner.
5. Not quite as good as Twelve Lives Left or Full Speed Alone.
1. Nightmare.
2. A fear of having two of anything.
3. An irrational hatred of double chins.
4. A popular westcountry musical outfit, with a cunt playing bass in a very pumptious manner.
5. Not quite as good as Twelve Lives Left or Full Speed Alone.
Dave "Are you going to see Eleven Lives Left tonight mate?
Rob "No. They're shit."
Dave "Don't be stupid, they're good!"
Rob "But Luke plays in the band"
Dave "Oh yeah. He's a right pumptious cunt"
Rob "No. They're shit."
Dave "Don't be stupid, they're good!"
Rob "But Luke plays in the band"
Dave "Oh yeah. He's a right pumptious cunt"
by How it is April 6, 2005
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(v) to wipe your dirty ass with your index, middle and ring fingers in unison. Typically one does this when there is no toilet paper or suitable substitution available.
by Randman January 18, 2006
Get the one-eleven mug.1) 1B. Possible in any counting system with 12 or more digits, with 23 being the value for a 12-digit system and therefore the lowest possible value. In the standard 10-digit system, eleventeen is just nonsense.
2) Any number of dubious merit.
3) An adolescent who has not finished puberty who attempts to be taken seriously by acting like someone who has, though most frequently, this act is obvious and leads to be taken less seriously.
2) Any number of dubious merit.
3) An adolescent who has not finished puberty who attempts to be taken seriously by acting like someone who has, though most frequently, this act is obvious and leads to be taken less seriously.
1) Michael Jordan wore eleventeen for the Bulls.
2) Apparently, eleventeen hundred dollars is a fictional number, so they sold the chair to that jerk in the ugly sweater instead of me.
3) I stopped listening to their eleventeen drama, since it was just pointless whining over temporary problems.
2) Apparently, eleventeen hundred dollars is a fictional number, so they sold the chair to that jerk in the ugly sweater instead of me.
3) I stopped listening to their eleventeen drama, since it was just pointless whining over temporary problems.
by blackjack6124 November 26, 2011
Get the eleventeen mug.The amount of alcohol drunk in an evening that leads to alcoholic amnesia. Never a consistent amount, but always more than 10 pints or shorts, hence 'eleventeen'
by SBWNik April 21, 2011
Get the Eleventeen mug.Basically a time of death. One minute before midnight, one minute after 11:58. Only real nerds will get this reference.
Well, not until 2025. Because I'm from the future.
Well, not until 2025. Because I'm from the future.
by Dagranite June 20, 2016
Get the eleven fifty nine mug.<person1: 10.45am> Do you have any snacks over there I can eat?
<person2: 10.46am> There's a vending machine over there for people who require elevenses.
<person2: 10.46am> There's a vending machine over there for people who require elevenses.
by JNUK June 9, 2005
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