elevendy 

a number that is greater than, less than, and equal to zero.

big mean condascending math teacher: what is the square root of 144,006,984,587,846?

student: elevendy!!

elevendy by fruit juice October 16, 2008

elevendy 

The elongated synonym of eleven, used by small children still in the juveniles instead of eleven due to a underdeveloped brain, or lack thereof. It may be applied with other numbers, for example, "elevendy four", to further confuse people. The actual code of "elevendy" is yet to be discovered, though scientists are working on it at this very point in time.

"I have elevendy cents"

"I paid you elevendy three cents"

elevendy by MoxiKat June 26, 2003

elevendy 

A really old fart.

From the back Angelyne looks 20 years old, but when she turns around she looks elevendy.

The Rolling Stones are still rocking away even though they're elevendy.

Anna Nicole Smith married a rich guy who's elevendy. I'm sure it was for love.

elevendy by romanr December 1, 2007

Elevendy Hundred Million 

Slightly bigger than a Billion

I got like Elevendy Hundred Million things to do today.

Elevendy Hundred Million by Prong July 13, 2004

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003

EleventyLeven 

When the time on a clock reads "11:11"

The time of 11:11, AM or PM

(People sitting around watching TV, clock reads 11:11)

Hey look! EleventyLeven, make a wish!

EleventyLeven by ZmanIsTheMan September 3, 2012

Eleventy-seven 

The number of years the Krusty Krab has been in business.

It's the eleventy-seventh anniversary of the Krusty Krab today!

Eleventy-seven by osrpokerchamp May 19, 2021