Duck

It's a bird.

Dang it! Forgot to feed the duck!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 October 28, 2018

Ducking

Autocorrect of fucking, but now you are too lazy to retype it.

Are you ducking kidding me?

by roguedefines April 4, 2020

Ducks

Ducks are the meaning of life, and the best thing that ever happened to this earth.

I went to church today I worshipped Ducks

by DucksWillRule October 26, 2020

The duck

While having sex if the women does not cooperate then you drag her into the middle of a creek and throw a rock at her head. Once it hits her you yell duck to warn her it’s about to hit her

“Hey Marrisa, duck”
The duck includes a rock and sex

by Da duckus December 21, 2020

Duck

One who is a dick about typographical errors.

Person 1: Dr Christensen deducted two points from my term paper because spell checker changed "Albrecht" to "Albert" in one instance.
Person 2: oh man, he's such a duck.

by Seanfolly7 May 5, 2018

Ducking

When a male (usually the owner of a jeep) sticks his testicles in the ass of another male without the penis. If he does so successfully, he is awarded with a rubber duck.

“You see all these ducks in my jeep? That’s from ducking. Now watch me drive my jeep over a cliff side.

by Zapruder_313 July 16, 2022

Duck

what you get when your phone autocorrects "fuck"

Get the duck out! *fuck

by lateisbait February 22, 2017