dookeemia

a succession of repetitious explosive diarrhea. In most cases the abnormal frequency and fluidity of the fecal evacuations is so intense that one is forced into bathroom seclusion for hours. Often the infected will be completely naked with their head resting on a clothes hamper strategically placed in front of them.

from slang dookee meaning feces or stool, with suffix mia or -emia meaning a medical condition of

Tom suffered from dookeemia after eating at a shady ethnic restaurant.

Heather has been missing for a while now. Do you think she is stuck in the bathroom with dookeemia?

by neko_sama_dama February 4, 2010

dookie roll

A braided gold chain worn by rappers in the late 80's and 90's.

That muthafuckin O.G. was rockin the phat dookie roll.

by Jiggity Jugs January 16, 2006

dookradish

A radish grown and raised in a ceramic pot filled with fecal matter (dookie).

An adopted Mexican son named Jesus was guarding the dookradishes from Grandma's shit garden when a turdburglar appeared and stole the lot.

by Ellen Cavender January 19, 2008

Dookstas

group of 5 or more friends who are the best and are so tight their inseparable

Me and my dookstas were the life of that party lastnight

by gumbastic January 14, 2010

Dooken

Dickhead or otherwise stupid person.

That guy over there is a total dooken

by Akimboturbo May 25, 2018

haha yes the dookster

A common phrase used amongst the coincellpro10 account and followers, in reference to the comment by @eadphones that was hidden by Meta's content filter. The name "dookster" is a callback to the actor who played Count Dooku in the original Star Wars movies, Christopher Lee.

Christopher Lee was also very familiar with occult practices and it is theorised he has reincarnated several times.

"haha yes the dookster" - This comment was hidden

by haroO0 May 17, 2023

oakland doorknob

fisting someone's asshole

gave 'er the ol' oakland doorknob.... couldn't walk straight for weeks

by a ly August 12, 2006