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polishing the dolphin

i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin
by carl hern December 12, 2013
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miami dolphins

only team in the history of the NFL to go undefeated (72-73 season) and win the super bowl in 1972 and 1973 led by bob griese and don schula.team of the great dan marino,zack thomas, ricky williams (fag ass),ronnie brown, jason taylor,and sam madison.the team was formed in 1968. the mascot is a dolphin known a t.d.the only team to beat the #1 team,while only winning 1 game,and finishing 4-12 in that season.all i have left to say is GO DOLPHINS!AND FUCK THE PATS AND JETS AND BILLS!
dam man,did u see wess welker return that punt,he ran all the way to the 10!mabey ronnie can score and tie up the game!GO MIAMI!DOLPHINS ROCK HARD!MIAMI DOLPHINS RULE!
by the bitch fucker October 27, 2005
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pink dolphin

The viscous-looking, pink inner penis that emerges from a dog's furry outer penis when he is excited and/or sexually aroused.
Rex seems to really like you. Uh oh, here comes the pink dolphin.
by S. Foxx Fitzgerald July 30, 2007
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dolphin dick

" he has such a dolphin dick"
by coolstraitguy August 16, 2018
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Devil Dolphin

Commonly used by Marines when referring to a sailor. Marines are known as Devil Dogs so naturally a Navy sailor would be a Devil Dolphin due to the fact that they spend so much time on or near water.
by the whitehorse March 30, 2011
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purple dolphin

"Look at that bitch, she obviously rides the purple dolphin."
by King_Of_Krell December 30, 2007
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trophy dolphin Nuggets

When a middle aged black women takes a shit on ur face and then smears it all over ur face with a butter knife and then eats ur ears off
oh man that trophy dolphin nuggets felt so good, lets do it again next week......my parents just bought new silver wear
by sick matt December 6, 2009
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