Premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up ejaculating too quick

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

hive and dive

The act of booping a beehive and running away. Similar to "ding dong ditch" but with bees.

Hey, do you want to go hive and dive to fuck with the bees?

by ZRoyalViking July 30, 2015

accept the dive

When u finally decide to go to that pussy

Come on man, accept the dive

by I love pizza and ice cream February 29, 2016

butthole high-dive

To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.

I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.

Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?

by Chacharillo February 18, 2017

kamikaze cock dive

When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.

*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.

Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.

GF: Legs open for take off.

by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018

minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.

by stanlenr January 15, 2021