dildo sign

Another way of saying middle finger, referring to that fact that it looks like a dildo

"So, I be yellin' 'f*ck 'em' with a dildo sign"

by Bobo Brown May 10, 2010

dildo 3000

when you tape a dildo to a gas remote controled car and ram it up a whores auns

Whore: my anus hurts from the new dildo 3000

by cashman May 17, 2007

Ice Dildo

Dildo made from frozen water in a penis-shaped mold. Obviously melts after some use. Stage prop for strippers.

The stripper used an ice dildo on another stripper.

by DeAthWaGer November 15, 2004

Salted Dildo

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.

"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"

by RustierNU March 11, 2017

Concrete Dildo

The best tool for masturbating. In other terms-Perfection!

Juan: Hey babe what do you use to masturbate?
Juanita: A concrete dildo it is the most amazing thing ever!

by Whitegirl998 August 25, 2014

musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.

Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!

by Danglemaster March 19, 2014

Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009