disterhaft

the long version of d-1/2, a person you would not like to know but once you do you can't get enough of him because it's a sexy name. or you have nothing better to do.

Newton: Drager whats up?
Drager: God I am bored.
Newton: Lets go see disterhaft
Drager: Isn't there anything better to do?
Newton: No.

by limphoma February 10, 2008

dictory

Achieving victory in any competition by being a dick.

His dictory was tainted by the fact that he was a fucking asshole about it.

by pascha10 May 17, 2011

Black and Dicker

when a male receives a black ring around his penis during a blow job caused by his girls black lipstick.

I got a new tube of black lipstick honey, you up for a Black and Dicker?

by uberdami December 14, 2010

ditter

digital tittering, jabbering, to chat meaninglessly back and forth for several seconds or in just a few exchanges such as texting, commenting on social posts or picture exchanges.

When posting a comment such as , "I love that picture, it is so cute!", "Oh, Thank you, that is my dog Pedro"!

LOL! CUL8TR!

Oh, I love to read her ditter, it is always so relevant!

Why do you spend so much time on that ditter?

You Like her dude? No just dittering over my picture!

by GmaRed January 25, 2011

double dicker

I double dicker is an individual who poseses two dicks. This happens very rarely and is often documented in porno.

Wow I grew another penis last night!

Hey that makes you a double dicker.

by Lil' Shaq April 5, 2004

Dickery

The act of being a complete dick, someone who is very rude.

Melissa: Did you hear about Bernard's dickery?

Josh: No!

Melissa: Yeah Jill finally told him she liked him and he told her "I don't like you like that" even though he tried to fuck Jill prom weekend!

Josh: Wow what a douchebag!

by Sassy Switzerland July 14, 2017

Dicker down salad

When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.

yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.

by Ryngor October 16, 2018