angry desk deuce

To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.

I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!

by ihatect2011 July 14, 2011

Flag

Get the angry desk deuce mug.

deucer

one who drops deuces

You are such a deucer! It smells in here

by racoon noise johnson December 1, 2010

Flag

Get the deucer mug.

Related Words

Deucey • deucey dutz du du deuce du di du • Deucey Lucy • acey deucey • ace deucey • Gary Deucey • loosey deucey • deuce • deuce deuce • Deuce Bag

Deuce Spray

Taking a number #2 in the bathroom, aka "dump".

An air freshener used in bathrooms after someone has gone "number #2" and has left a strong odor.

Grandpa used the bathroom and the odor was so strong I had to use the "Deuce Spray"

by Scott Bremer February 9, 2009

Flag

Get the Deuce Spray mug.

deuce closet

a toilet stall

"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009

Flag

Get the deuce closet mug.

deucefag

The most epic swear word of all time!

Combination of:

Douche
Douchebag
Deuce
Fag

"You fucking deucefag!!!!"

by TwoAcesAndADeuce November 21, 2011

Flag

Get the deucefag mug.

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.

by LivefromNY August 27, 2009

Flag

Get the Desk Deuce mug.

Cadillac Deuce

Everybody knows that dropping a "Deuce" means taking a dump ... but only an elite brotherhood of truck drivers knows of the "Cadillac" Deuce. A regular "Deuce" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to "Rancid Ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac Deuce" experience.

"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a motha fucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac Deuce !"

by Mad Honky August 16, 2014

Flag