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Derp

Someone who is generally awkward. Stands around awkwardly and makes everyone around him tense. A derp often is the type that tries to do something cool/risky and fails horribly the first time.
Person 1: "Whoa he managed to crash his dad's car the first time he drove it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a derp."
by killacam53 March 25, 2013
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Derp

"Danny, your being a huge derp right now.
by MrSexy282 May 21, 2010
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Derpatology

Derpatology, The scientific study of scene kids, whoppers and any other life form that contradicts themselves in so many ways. Basically idiots that cannot spell, use grammar or sentence structure properly and then insult other people on those pieces of the English language.
"My spelling is fine and so is my sentance structer. It is spelld correctly and a properly formed sentance. hos comment is invalid? Not mine."

One example that is studied for the logicality behind it in Derpatology
by TecK April 8, 2012
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Purple Derp

A purple retard, or a purple mentally challenged person.
There is a purple derp down in Florida.
by Werty27 May 12, 2011
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derp 'n' smerp

"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"
by Moofuhdoo May 8, 2009
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Herp Derp

A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.
HERP DERP. I AM SO HIPSTER.
by mmmmmhm October 19, 2010
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Derp

Derp is a word used to describe a complete idiot. One good example would be Joe Dejesus, arguably the biggest Derp known to mankind. Other names he goes by are, Joe Skinhead, Milky and King Derp.
Example: "I've never lost a fight in my life" - Joe Skinhead
This statement makes him a Derp because he has gotten his ass beat multiple times.

Example 2: Joe Skinhead brags about everything. Thinks he knows everyone in every band, Thinks he knows everything about everything, thinks knows everything about the music scene.

Example 3: Enjoys Justin Beiber but claims to be a skin.

Example 4: Fat girlfriend

Example 5: mommas boy, plus mom and girlfriend call him Derp.

Example 6: humble and working class skinhead driving his moms cadillac

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by Candrababy1991 June 28, 2011
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