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Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.
Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!
by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017
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diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.
Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.
by peter gazer January 12, 2018
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Daves

Daves are the Scouse slang for cigarettes
What's happening lad , got any Daves for me ?
by Theniro May 28, 2018
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Daveron

Daveron is a total boss
by Letto fumble June 11, 2018
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diversity flick

A movie made for the primary purpose of showcasing a racially, ethnically and/or sexually diverse cast to signal virtue to a politically charged audience.
"That all-black muslim lesbian remake of 'Porky's' sounds like it might just be a diversity flick with very little added meaning in relation to the original."
by SeamusMac November 2, 2018
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davesertion

When a Best Friend of 41 years abandons his Best Friend without any explanation and leaves the other sadly alone and hurting, wondering, "Why?"
Synonyms:
joshilting davesaking
joshettison. davorce
joshreliction. davetachment
disdaveassosiaton
"I don't know why he would resort to davesertion after 41 years of a friendship? He was the closest thing he would ever have to a brother. You know he would take him back will open arms....."
by Redeemed75 November 25, 2018
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Daveren

A fat ass little 8 year old kid that eats so look much fucking food. His teeth are also green and brown and he has hot dog like. And he gets his ass beat by a kid from down the street named duke.
Damn, he really is ugly as fuck, he's a daveren
by That young nigga December 29, 2018
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