When you spread out someone's asshole, then jizz up and down it in a criss-cross fashion. The buttcheeks are the pastry, the asshole the raspberry filling, and the jizz is the icing.
I was eating this dude's ass, then I started jonesing for some raspberry danish, so I spread his asshole, jizzed up and down it, and licked it all up. Mmmm mmmm! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!
by mcjordanlove May 8, 2006
Get the Raspberry Danish mug.When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.
John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"
Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."
Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."
by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008
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When a woman creates using two different words, and then combing them because, she can not think of the correct word in the first place.
In a blind rage to yell at the driver for cutting her off, she yelled "F&^%Tard"! She was to angrey to say F%^& or Retard, and combined the two. she spoke in Daenish
by terriblebf May 1, 2011
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Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.
Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.
by The Brightdayler October 19, 2011
Get the Danish Acquaintance mug.Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.
by SourTheDk September 17, 2017
Get the Danish Bacon mug.Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.
by SantiClaus January 15, 2017
Get the Cream Cheese Danish mug.Loud ghetto raggedy girl. Always wanna be seen. Biggest thot of the school. Buys all her clothes from boosters. Broke girl who mom works at fast food place
by Jsusbs January 19, 2018
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