Dad 

Gone

Child: Dad... Dad...

Child: Where's dad
Mom: Pfft. That nigga long gone.

Dad by none of yb November 14, 2018

Dad 

The man who went to get milk and hasn't come back yet.

Mom when will Dad be back with the milk.

Dad by Ghilik November 16, 2018

Dad 

Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk

“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”

Dad by Dance_sexy._.Be_sexier!! November 29, 2018

Dad 

That man who went to get milk when you were three, along with his U.S. ID. Or just the guy who's inside you right now.

Stories: my Dad left after being tracked by the police and a bunch of furries.

Dad by YaBoiWaffles November 30, 2018

Dad 

That damn hot guy you see when walking down the street. A.K.A eye candy. Not to be confused with your own father.

Friend1: Did you see that picture of Shawn Mendes shirtless on his Instagram. He is such a dad!

Friend2: Ya he is so hot in that picture. What a daddy!

Dad by Best gurl Eva December 2, 2018

DAD 

SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST

I DONT HAVE A DAD

DAD by Lil bootyhole December 12, 2018

Dad 

Something I don´t have
(Dad)
noun, proper
Daddy

¨My dad said he went to the market but never came back.¨

Dad by no_dad_ grocery_store_lastseen December 13, 2018