cucumber sandwich

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.

1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"

by DiamondSerpant March 30, 2007

cucumber blasting

Similar to finger blasting a girl, but with a cucumber.

I bought one of those 14 inch cucumbers from Whole Foods and was cucumber blasting the shit out of that girl.

by QueCumBer January 17, 2014

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber

No

"I have a large cucumber"

by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Jewish cucumber

When a male Fucks a Female up the ass and the girl shits in the boys mouth, proceeding the boy eats out the girl, then they fuck. :

Wow! Great Jewish Cucumber last night!

by Lynn Johnston May 14, 2008

Cucumber

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.

by TerBearDonCare May 22, 2015