a clock that ticks to the point of a major downside in your life. A millstone over your head in other words.
Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs, for you, your shit-rats, and your shit-turd friends! The shit clock is diffidently ticking at my job, I think they will fire me on Monday.
by Nicklegit April 4, 2015
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Similar to a goose
Similar to a goose
by Mongosan February 19, 2011
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going to bed anytime before midnight (12AM) is to be considered bitch o'clock. It implies that the person is a bitch since they are self-imposing an early bedtime.
Henry (10:46 PM): Dude, I'm going to bed, I'm really sleepy
Tyson: (10:47PM): nice, bitch o'clock! you are such a grandpa
Tyson: (10:47PM): nice, bitch o'clock! you are such a grandpa
by suburban_hiking December 18, 2011
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"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"
by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011
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John: Damn, Even fucking Jennifer is outside at Thot o' Clock!
Tumus: What has the world come to? D:
Tumus: What has the world come to? D:
by HideYoKidzLadyz September 9, 2014
Get the Thot o' Clock mug.It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.
This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!
I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
by Panda2652 March 30, 2014
Get the belarusian alarm clock mug.Setting an alarm for an hour before you have to get up; upon waking, roll over and take your prescription stimulant of choice (Adderall, Ritalin, Concerta, Dexedrine, Vyvanse, etc.) and go back to sleep. In about an hour, you wake up naturally with a smile on your face and a spring in your step.
An incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. Especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.
An incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. Especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.
Jeremy: Hey man, how'd your test go? I didn't think you'd even get up since you were getting shitfaced till 2 A.M.
Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
by speedyhog February 19, 2010
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