crapitron

Gavin is full of shit.

Gavin thinks he is the Gavitron but he is really the crapitron.

by anonymous November 29, 2004

Crapital

The what should be capital of a country (just because of it's nightlife, cheap food, wiggas, boy racers, nana racers, students and transsexual taxi services, all of which are essential for a well-run capital), but it's just too damn crappy.

Palmerston North should be the crapital of NZ, Dalby should be the crapital of Aussie etc. etc.

by musikbox May 14, 2008

Crypt Keeper

Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.

Man check out that Crypt Keeper !

Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.

by SurferWordSmithy May 8, 2018

cult of the Cryptids

A game on roblox where you can Scare the shit out of your friends. Very nice game but the lobby is overran with Oders,Slenders,and Copy N Pastes.

"Hey,wanna play some CULT OF THE CRYPTIDS with me and Ashley?" "Yeah,sure!"

by Agent Crow December 17, 2020

Crypt Keeper

A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.

Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?

I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.

by pseudotramp December 31, 2013

Crypted

When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.

Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.

Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.

Someone: *stares into distance with blank expression.*

Me: Damn they look crypted.

by Iwantcockinmymouth July 30, 2017

Cryptic

Scary , horrifing , creepy , any thing which has morbid nature

Cryptic is the only way to describe that ugly bitches hair.

by Russel Mendes January 20, 2009