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Fuck me crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me
by BidnetMane August 4, 2022
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Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022
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Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022
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Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!

The phrase you use to tell someone wearing Crocs and watching burnout DJ's on Twitch to go fuck themselves.
Hey man why don't in to my live stream I'm gonna play some really old useless music tonight! - "Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!"
by ascendeddialect August 7, 2022
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Croc strap

Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs
Spread your legs a little more baby.

“Mmm let me grab my croc strap
by Asmryoass June 14, 2022
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