1: former member of the band DanceGavinDance and current member of the band Emarosa. Originally from Canada, now lives in Lexington, Kentucky. Will Not take pictures with you and will Not add you on myspace either.
2: self proclaimed dick
2: self proclaimed dick
Axel- "Jonny the show was great! take a picture with us please, real quick!"
Jonny Craig - "Piss-off kid"(SPIT)
Rachel- "Hes amazing!"
Jonny Craig - "Piss-off kid"(SPIT)
Rachel- "Hes amazing!"
by rachelandaxel February 21, 2009
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I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
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