couldn't catch shit in a diaper

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

by Joe Sam December 15, 2015

P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.

"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"

by Imkool136 April 4, 2015

dog catcher

A metaphor in political prose for the lowest possible and least-regarded elected office or politician thereof.

Johnnie Smith's platform is so insane and out-of-touch that he couldn't get himself elected to dog catcher of Maysville, much less to Congress.

by Allen Boyer December 31, 2007

catching tags

The act of putting up a series of quickly executed tags in a public area. Usually of similar style.

"Yo, last night i musta caught 30 tags on the same street!"
"I was catchin' tags and this crazy guy chased me down the block."

by Rusto April 3, 2004

catchy jingles

A catchy jingle is a short song in an advertisement that will help the consumer to remember the name of a company, web address, phone number or any other information. Companies who are currently using them include Stanly Steamer, 1-800-Mattres, freecreditreport.com...

In advertising propaganda, this falls under "repetitive advertising", because after the consumer hears it a few times, they generally memorize it.

If you want a truly free credit report, you’ll have to remember–on your own and without a catchy jingles–to go to AnnualCreditReport.com

by glorymania March 12, 2009

catch a brick

Taking a loss in any manner or fasion or finding yourself in a disadvantages situation.

You got any idea what youre gonna do if the deal falls through? You dont wanna catch a brick.

by innuendo December 1, 2015

jelly catchers

girls underwear. Refers to catching the jelly that leaks out.

Molly's jelly catchers were wedge up her hungry ass.

by reagbo May 30, 2009