cornball

coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.

The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.

by Richard Black April 13, 2005

cornintheshit

After eating a hardy Thanksgiving meal, the shit thereafter has a corn in it.

(looking at the giant shit in the toilet)
"There is a cornintheshit!"

by Heav Notorious December 26, 2007

cornbag

One who becomes stuffed to the gills with corn due to the impact of a overbearing woman.

The movie theater management had no second thoughts in hiring Chelsea, for her cornbag transformation skills saved them thousands of dollars on kernels. However, they did cycle through double the amount of male employees per month since her hiring.

by zazyrosyshmevman May 17, 2009

corning

Verb: To stick ears of corn in someone's lawn as a prank. This is usually done to people that you don't like and that annoy you

We did a great job corning her lawn last night

by BGSTAH October 25, 2015

cornbread

one who has been rastalantized

Gumby looks like a bubble lipped cornbread.

by Gaffers June 6, 2004

cornbread

light skinneded(like undercooked cornbread)black guys that are plump

Hey Cornbread, you want some more cornbread?

by bungle bunny 03 October 26, 2003

cornbread

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus when a fart is released, upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence and puts it in someone's face.

You want some Cornbread?

by Paul March 23, 2004