When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.
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1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.
2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
1)
Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?
Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.
2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?
Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.
2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
by groundhawk April 2, 2012
Get the Condombate mug.Refers to a specific type of crazy, clingy girlfriend. A female so obsessed with the idea of having herself a sweet hubby and at least one adorable child and insecure in herself, will go out of her way to get pregnant and wrangle her boyfriend into a longterm relationship/marriage . If the guy is worth anything, his morals will force him into staying in order to raise his child.
Means of getting pregnant usually involve popping holes in condoms and/or lying about birth control methods and usage.
Common problems condom poppers face:
The guy wants nothing to do with having a family or raising the child
She has slept with many guys but is obsessed with one in particular. This often leads to questionable parenthood.
Her mental instability will cause irrational actions. Besides being controlling and emotionally abusive to her baby daddy, she may manipulate those around her into believing her the innocent, smart one of the relationship, the male as stupid and uncaring and may eventually call the cops on him for no good real reason. More often than not, she expects to be easily forgiven due to her baring his bastard offspring.
Many of these factors leads the male leaving and the condom popper becoming a single mom.
Means of getting pregnant usually involve popping holes in condoms and/or lying about birth control methods and usage.
Common problems condom poppers face:
The guy wants nothing to do with having a family or raising the child
She has slept with many guys but is obsessed with one in particular. This often leads to questionable parenthood.
Her mental instability will cause irrational actions. Besides being controlling and emotionally abusive to her baby daddy, she may manipulate those around her into believing her the innocent, smart one of the relationship, the male as stupid and uncaring and may eventually call the cops on him for no good real reason. More often than not, she expects to be easily forgiven due to her baring his bastard offspring.
Many of these factors leads the male leaving and the condom popper becoming a single mom.
Jeanie is a total condom popper. That crazy bitch got pregnant when Roy was thinking of leaving her sorry ass. Now he's miserably raising a child with her even after she called the cops on him for saying she shouldn't leave the baby in a locked car in the middle of July.
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Get the condom challenge mug.When you can't remember if you have a condiment every time you go to the store, resulting in many duplicate bottles of several condiments.
While putting groceries away, Patty noticed we already had 4 other bottles of Miracle Whip. "Damn, my condimentia is really getting bad."
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