colleen

a stupid jidiot. a girl who makes up her own language and speaks it all day making everyone annoyed at her. a girl who is overly obnoxious and idiotic.

friend 1 - hey do you know that girl?
friend 2 - yeah her name is colleen
friend 3 - she's such a stupid jidiot

by chickaboo July 2, 2009

Combee

A big fat dick, usually inserted into a female's tight anus.

'He stuck his combee inside of me so hard and I came!'

by Campro September 8, 2011

coldeez

A cute way to describe to another that you are feeling cold.

Babe I'm coldeez, warm me up *winky face*

by Jxpwnfailz February 5, 2017

The Stephen Colbert

Just like shotgun in a car only it is the middle seat in the middle row in an SUV, the middle seat in the back row in a two row car, and in a two seat car it is the trunk.

"I call shotgun." " Oh yeah well I call The Stephen Colbert.

by mryeti1295 August 14, 2010

colbertmaniacs

People that immediately follow the orders of any tv personality. Usually manifested through posting on a temporarily popular website.

Did you see all the posts for Canada's history there were last night?
Yeah, I had no idea there were so many pathetic colbertmaniacs out there.

by veryjaded February 5, 2010

The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show" like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays the role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report is a funny show.

by Micste December 14, 2008

colbertocracy

a nation containing stupid, befuddled people who elected Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert for president

Chuck Norris: It sure sucks livin' in a Colbertocracy...
Toby Keith: Heh...

by Erm........................ January 16, 2008