Clutch Flush

When your toilet flushes itself after appearing to be clogged, coming through in the clutch.

I took a dump last night and tried to flush. The water level rose so I thought I was screwed, but I gave it a second and it clutch flushed.

by RPEarl June 1, 2010

Double Clutch

While sitting on the toilet and having so much shit come out that you have to flush once for the poo and a second time for the toilet paper.

After eating Mongolian stir fry last night I had to double clutch this morning.

by Tan Can February 25, 2011

Clutch Cakes

okay so clutch is like... "coming through in the clutch." something helpful, especially at a time of distress or just when something is needed. So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes." Cakes being the term of grandiosity and even being "sweet". i guess. so its better than just being clutch.
Also can describe when Cup Cakes are phenomenally delicious.

save the day

So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes."

by sarahmonsterrr October 30, 2010

CLUTCH AS FUCK

An amazing play by one player in a first person shooter in which they win a round by eliminating the

Kennys made a clutch as fuck play against Cloud9 the other day.

by roadkillsanta January 2, 2017

That’s so Clutch

To perform in dire situations under pressure

The phrase is Commonly used among bussers of
the gringos Tex mexcorporation

Guy #1 Bro Phil quit yesterday
Guy#2 “that’s so clutch” he was lazy asf anyway

by Thatonebusser December 5, 2019

dual-clutch

Two clutches - usually found in a dual-clutch gearbox.

"What's that transmission?"
"It's a dual-clutch transmission."

by JaaagMan April 22, 2012

COBRA Clutch

The clutcher curls his or her index and middle fingers to form fang like appendages. He or she uses the 'fangs' to separate the labia of the woman, so that his or her tongue can explore the deepest areas of the woman's lady bits. The clutcher then shouts "COBRA - LALALALALALALA!!!" flicking the tongue whilst pronouncing the "LALALA." This activity references the COBRA army from the 80's cartoon "GI JOE."

Man, did you get with that girl from the bar last night?
Yeah, man.
What happened?
I dropped her pants and gave her the COBRA clutch.

by Serpentor November 24, 2007