Deeply Closeted

A gay man who won't acknowledge he's gay

Person 1: I guess the biggest thing people don't know about me is that I'm a deeply closeted gay man
person 2: You're a gay guy?
Person 1: I'm not gay! I'm deeply closeted!

by joe s. krakowski May 14, 2022

Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.

George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen

by Dave May 22, 2004

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

In The Closet

Hiding one's true self

The girl was in the closet about her love for gaming.
He was in the closet before he told us he was gay.

by KupCakeKow January 25, 2015

Utility Closet

The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.

"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."

"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."

by LeBong James September 30, 2004

clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.

The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?

by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004