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The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

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Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
by preqq May 28, 2008
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clumpeled

Wrinkled clumps of items such as laundry. A combination of lump and wrinkled.

Can also be referred to an inebriated state of a person on the floor.
After weeks of throwing her laundry on the floor, they had become a clumpeled mess.

After 20 shots of tequila, Gidoen was a clumpeled mess on the floor.
by Alex's girl March 8, 2007
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Clumfort

1 - Being clumfortable. - Clumsy comfort. Feeling comfortable despite having achieved comfort by accident or lack of preparation.
A falls off second story onto a pickup truck full of pillows.

B: You okay buddy?

A: Yeah, I was a little shaken up but this is kinda clumfly.

Clumfort.
by MimefromLondon April 1, 2009
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Clumpdick

Someone who is acting like an asshole, or an idiot.
"John wouldn't give me a slice of pizza, he was bein a real clumpdick."

Also can be used as:
"John's clumpin it up."
by ccook228 October 16, 2008
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clumpdick

Adj: (1) Someone who's acting like a real asshole.

(2)Someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.
"Steve won't give me any of his beer, and he's got a 30. What a clumpdick."
or
"Kevin tapped the keg wrong, and now it's all foam."
"God, Kevin's such a clumpdick."
by ccook288 October 16, 2008
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Clumpage

An aqueous solution of Silver(I) and an aqueous solution of chloride were mixed and it resulted in a clumpage.
by Ashley Williams January 27, 2009
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clumsy fuckin drooler

A person that is so clumsy that they always knock their beer or other blongings over on a daily basis.
Dude you clumsy fuckin drooler. You knocked over your beer again. Go get a towel.
by jbizzler March 7, 2009
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