Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 10, 2010

Chimp

Something that seems to be short due to inattentiveness, laziness, thievery or filching.

Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.

by Lildval September 24, 2021

Chimp

When one is acts or says something like an utter buffoon.

P1: *Says sum dumb shit*
P2: What a chimp.

Common Synonyms: Retard, Dumbass, Goofball

by JoopMaster April 15, 2022

Chimp

A small person with no brain cells

Oi Ben your a chimp

by Sprags going down 123 June 17, 2020

Chimp

A racial slur against people of Asian background, sister to the work Chink.

"Hey! You chimp get over here. Asian person walks over.

by y0urfav0ritefavors February 08, 2023

Chimp

Chimp, short for chimpanzee.

chimpanzee: *bumps into dude*
dude: hey get out of my way chimp!
chimpanzee: don't call me chimp!
dude: but you are a chimp.
chimpanzee: oh.

by nhbbue445 November 05, 2021