smarter child

an amazing way to spend time stoned.
a robot invented by AIM to help kids with homework or something like that, but basically...its amazing.

real convo with smarter child

21:36 SmarterChild: What up?
21:37 XXXXXXX: your dick
21:37 SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it big?
21:37 SmarterChild: What do you think?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it?
21:37 SmarterChild: It's not.

by Brigid89 August 19, 2006

childing

1. When one child cares and attends to another child in the absence of parents, so that parent can engage in adult actives.

2. Being forced to babysit your siblings without pay.

Heather was childing her little brother as her mother went to the store to buy booze for her father.

by Sarah Ritter September 5, 2007

Muscle children

Refers to the muscles in your body. Mostly biceps & chest, almost never legs.

Feed your starving muscle children with liver shattering amounts of protein powder.

by M8000 December 5, 2013

Child Worshipers

Child Worshipers: Parents who are deaf, dumb, and blind when it comes to their childs behavior. They don't hear the screaming, yelling and tearing around that they do in public. (Libraries, grocery stores, funerals, fine-dining establishments, weddings, etc.) Also completely unaccountable for their childrens destruction, deeds and general unruliness.

Parents who never apologize, reprimand, affirm, or offer to pay for damage done by their children. "you brought your kids to my house and they set the dog on fire!, colored my car with magic marker, ripped the pages out of our first edition Pearl Buck's "A Good Earth" to make paper airplanes!" You said, "Aren't they creative?" I mean really WTF? You idolize and "Child Worshipers" these little monsters.

by THE SNICKERDOODLE March 8, 2011

Sweet Child O' Mine

One of Guns n' Roses many great songs. It is a love song written for Axl Rose's then-wife Erin Everly.

It started during a jam session when as a joke Slash started playing, in his words, "a stupid little riff" which he'd used as an excercise, and making wierd faces at drummer Steve Adler. Izzy Stradlin then came in with some chords and Duff McKagan improvised a bass line. Axl was amazed and started singing from a love letter to Erin. In 1988, with the release of Appetite for Destruction, Sweet Child reached #1 on the billboard top 40, even passing Welcome to the Jungle. Slash originally didn't like the song, but after playing it live he began to enjoy it more. His riff is always listed as one of the greatest ever by music critics.
Unfortunately, Axl and Everly's relationship did worse than the song, ending in divorce and spousal abuse lawsuits. But the song is amazing anyway.

She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I'd stare too long
I'd probably break down and cry

Woah, oh, oh, Sweet child o' mine
Whoah, oh, oh, oh, Sweet love of mine

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Woah, oh, oh, Sweet child o' mine
Woah, oh, oh, oh, Sweet love of mine

Woah, oh, oh, yeah
Whoah, oh, oh oh, Sweet child o' mine
Whoah oh, oh, oh, sweet love of mine
Whoah, oh, oh oh, Sweet child o' mine, ooh yeah,
Oh, sweet love of mine

Where do we go,
Where do we go now,
Where do we go,
Where do we go,
Oh, where do we go now
Where do we go,
Oh, where do we go now
Where do we go now,
where do we go,
Oh, where do we go now
where do we go,
where do we go now,
where do we go,
whoah, where do we go now,

Sweet child,
Sweet child o' mine

by king of canada August 30, 2006

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

An education "PLAN" by Bush, that cuts funding of underperforming schools. what is underperforming? a school with test results under 100%. Schools with test results of 100%:
None

Schools with test results under 100%:
All of them.
Children Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...

by Mediaptera February 15, 2005

Moon Child

Typically referring to those born under the Star Sign Cancer, since the moon is their ruling planet.

"I'm a fire sign, you?"
"Oh, I'm a moon child."

by Wayward Moon Child May 7, 2016