anal chatter

taking a naked shit when it's below freezing

i heard my anal chatter the other night when i was out snow skiing with my mom.

by d-rock419 November 14, 2010

Cowboy Cattle Prod

The act of branding a woman's vagina as to claim ownership.

Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?

Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod

by Mullet Boner August 14, 2011

kansas cattle charger

When you run at your gf with a giant boner and slap her in the face with it knocking her down. Commonly used in discipline.

John pulled the Kansas Cattle Charger on Jenny when she spit instead of swallowed

by lolcrackforever December 15, 2014

wife chatter

When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown

I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter

by AUWFT August 15, 2016

Heiney Chatter

Farting in a way that sounds like distant thunder. It has several small notes instead of one loud blast.

It was hard to concentrate on reading while listening to your heiney chatter. Maybe next time you will layoff the burritos. farting

by Mr. Butterworth August 22, 2016

Charlie Chatterbox

An loquacious (someone who talks a lot) person.

‘Are you working with Mick today?’

‘Yes I am, Charlie Chatterbox never stops for air! He could talk for England!’

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek January 6, 2018

bowl chatter

The unique sound made from a loud fart that happens while sitting on the toilet.

Dude, I was really impressed by how much bowl chatter I created while taking a shit just now!

by Mountain Jesus February 19, 2018