Controlled Catcher

1. When receiving anal sex, taking extra precautions to not let the vessel or ensuing semen escape the anal cavity.

2. or an Arizona State Wide Receiver

That Arizona State receiver really was a controlled catcher last night, both in the game, and after, when he took it in the ass from Frank and didn't spill a drop of his load!

by K-Starship Luv October 18, 2009

bullet catcher

Also known as Bodyguards.

They are there to catch the bullets so their Clients don't have to.

The job of a Bullet Catcher is usually a thankless one until they live up to their title.

by TackSig January 14, 2008

Catcher in the Rye

A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.

A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.

I just took and big dump when I reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a Catcher in the Rye.

by markbr69 November 16, 2009

Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.

by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

Argentinean Hog Catcher

Whilst having anal sex doggy style, the male ejaculates into the anus of the female. At the moment of climax the female poops and the male catches the poop before it hits the ground.

Hey man make sure you put plastic on your bed before attempting the the Argentinean hog catcher.

by jewfro691 July 9, 2011

Catched

The illiterate fucks version of 'caught'

I thought Bob catched the early bus

by popper4617 May 15, 2017

Catchers Mitt

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.

Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy

by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010