chappers

The supreme being over all things in existence, yes even KFC............ Has such a god damn sexy ass beard that everyone just has to fucking stroke that mother chuffers
chin. Also plays real life Call of Duty (friendly fire FTW) and hates Rick Rollers (Bastards). ;)

As he removed his gun that motherfuckers Toby Hect Jew slag stroked his beard and too this day still cant find his nuts.

superman: Damn i can grow a better beard than you

Chappers: shut the fuck up you bald chinned hobo *bitchslap*

Superman cries Chuck Norris pisses acid with tears of joy *if he even has emotions* shme most likely not :)

by HAHAHA i kill KFC October 7, 2009

chapped

To slap your penis across another persons face in a sexual act.

I chapped my girlfriend.

by Brady June 5, 2004

Joe Chappell

Joe Chappell is only ever given to a ginger (strawberry blonde), from Bradford and likes to pretend he is a woman called Josephina chappelo. He is also Muslim and comes from a Jewish raised family and lived with the polish mafia for 18 years of his life even though he is only 14 so basically the most awesome person ever known to mankind

There's that joe Chappell kid gain

by Jdjaiwiqiajsndbehausjahauahajw October 15, 2013

chappelles show

funniest show, among others, on comedy central. the stupid white people he impersonates are the only ones who complain about it.

season one was better than season two.

by the white boy from the block February 13, 2004

dave chappelle

Quite possibly the most over-rated man in the history of comedy. He has caused the overuse of stupid lines such as, "I'm Rick James bitch." Sure it was funny to hear the FIRST time but that was all, I mean please people give it up.

Im rick james bitch......

by co_ry September 17, 2005

dave chappelle

the best comidien in the world.... the blackest comidien ever.

did you see the blackest comidien dave chappelle yesterday... he was the shiznit

by br_ronaldinho10 May 21, 2006

Chappelle called it

A term used when something predicted by Dave Chappelle or joked about on Chappelle's Show comes true.

Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"

Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."

Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."

by westfalia February 17, 2010