Dirty Carrot 

Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.

He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!

Dirty Carrot by Aashe June 10, 2010

hand picked carrot 

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.

I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".

hand picked carrot by MMar775 January 7, 2011

job's a carrot 

When a job has been completed to a satisfactory standard.

"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.

job's a carrot by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016

Ass Carrot

A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.

" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"

Ass Carrot by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

gay carrot 

A ginger prick

Me:Fuck me mate, a gay carrot!
Gay carrot: your in deep shit buddy

gay carrot by Alfer_Rom23YT March 20, 2020

Have a carrot 

When someone feels sad and down and you can't do anything to help, you say have a carrot like you are willing to share all you have with them to make them feel good. Even if it's something as small and stupid as a carrot.

Hey. Cheer up Stephanie . Here. Have a carrot

Have a carrot by Shadie_atz May 17, 2018

carrot-dangler 

A person that makes plans, or promises something and then does not follow through.

We made plans to go out again and at the last minute she cancelled. She is such a carrot-dangler!

carrot-dangler by K'Real February 16, 2006