Ryan Ross's cat that is really FUCKING ADORABLE. Ryan takes lots of instagram pictures of him and makes cat criers everywhere cry even more. Cptn. Knots, when in a picture with Ryan, makes fangirl hearts everywhere melt from the overload of cuteness.
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A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.
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Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."
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George Best was arguably the lash captain supremo.
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