man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
Get the man canyon mug.man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
Get the man canyon mug.by Kingleeyy April 24, 2019
Get the Discovery Canyon Middle School mug.when you convince someone that they've done something or gone somewhere (like the grand canyon) by fabricating a memory of it by telling them things you've done that you've told them about before
an example of grand canyoning:
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
by cheese demon June 3, 2019
Get the grand canyoning mug.A great place to live. Craziest parties like no other. Great area to do drugs and alcohol since the security is trash. Great scenery from the mountain behind the community. An all around great place for teenagers and young adults. Definitely not for the lightweight drinkers and smokers but an amazing place to have a good time.
by All American Man December 24, 2017
Get the horsetheif canyon mug.Max was completing his bronze Duke of Edinburgh when he stumbled across a trampy whore's daughter layered in her own sticky, stagnant and sweaty pubic hair. He approached the girl later realising she had fell victim to a fermented Milky Canyon.
by Doc smegoday January 8, 2018
Get the Milky Canyon mug.A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
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