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Cure For Cancer

The thing all of humanity has been looking for because we all want Cancer to jump off a microwave.
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE I found the cure for cancer!!!!

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(search up cancer cell dies because it developed cancer and died)
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Cancer

"I see Cancer"
"How can you see Cancer?"
"If you see Jake Paul"
"EW he is cancer"
by ThePotatoeDictionary May 17, 2018
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Ear Cancer

the feeling you get when someone talking to you has bored you to tears and then continues to talk and talk until you would rather lose your hearing due to an illness then listen to another word.
"In mathematics, the Pythagorean theorem or Pythagoras' theorem is a relation in Euclidean geometry among the three sides of a right triangle. The theorem is named after the Greek mathematician Pythagoras, who by tradition is credited with its discovery, although knowledge of the theorem almost certainly predates him.
The Pythagorean theorem: The sum of the areas of the two squares on the legs (a and b) equals the area of the square on the hypotenuse (c).

The theorem is as follows:

In any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse (the side of a right triangle opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of areas of the squares whose sides are the two legs (i.e. the two sides other than the hypotenuse).

If we let c be the length of the hypotenuse and a and b be the lengths of the other two sides, the theorem can be expressed as the equation

a^2 + b^2 = c^2. \,

This equation provides a simple relation among the three sides of a right triangle so that if the lengths of any two sides are known, the length of the third side can be found. A generalization of this theorem is the law of cosines, which allows the computation of the length of the third side of any triangle, given the lengths of two sides and the size of the angle between them.

This theorem may have more known proofs than any other. The Pythagorean Proposition, a book published in 1940, contains 370 proofs of Pythagoras' theorem, including one by American President James Garfield.

The converse of the theorem is also true:-

For any three positive numbers a, b, and c such that a² + b² = c², there exists a triangle with sides a, b and c, and every such triangle has a right angle between the sides of lengths a and b.
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OMG shutup I am getting ear cancer!
by Farrington and Ullman Family November 8, 2006
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cankerberry

A word used by spammers to replace "cock" in the subject of an email in a deliberate attempt to throw off your spam filter.
Subject: Mom in lacy nightie succkking my cankerberry
by Alexander Papsmear January 5, 2006
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Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".
by eighth of seven February 6, 2010
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Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.
" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"
by Canned man December 28, 2011
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Canker worm

A worm that feeds on leaves and hot soup. They hate fuzzy blankets and admire chobani yogurt.
by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013
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