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The thing all of humanity has been looking for because we all want Cancer to jump off a microwave.
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE I found the cure for cancer!!!!

Rlly? What is it?

More Cancer :D

(search up cancer cell dies because it developed cancer and died)
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by ur mom gei like ali a February 19, 2019
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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A seemingly impossible accomplishment that everyone wants to see happen, but no one knows how to achieve.
Random Guy #1 "Holy crap, Budweiser just invented a hangover-free beer!"
Random Guy #2 "Wow. What the hell's next, a cure for cancer?
by SnipeYou August 31, 2006
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A medicine which will prevent or reverse the effects of cancer 100%. Sadly, it has not been found yet.
1. They are raising money to find the cure for cancer.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
by AllisonL November 24, 2007
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