Calm your dick

The male version of "calm your tits".

Guy 1: OH MY GOD. I CANT STAND TODAY.

Guy 2: Dude, calm your dick.

by MoneyLady August 12, 2015

CallOfDaddy

A daddy which both raises a successful instagram meme page and also plays Call Of Duty,he is the best player in COD. Some people are jealous of his career.

Oh my god! Is that CallOfDaddy?

by CwistianMwizi March 13, 2017

CallOfDaddy

The overlord of COD memes. Men try and fail to be as daddy as him. The supreme instagram meme poster with 97.7k followers (@dan_baldwin)

I wish I could be CallOfDaddy... but he's just too good at COD

by ShrekkyTime March 13, 2017

calgon

Calgon is a cleaner for washing machines. Its used for a lot of things as well for instance.. Toothpaste.

Hello Mclean could you pass me the CALGON along with MCLEANS toothpaste

by BAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 May 13, 2005

keep calm and chive on

keep calm and chive on -

It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.

Miles- keep calm and chive on

Peter- no it keep calm and carry on

by A PersonWhoKnowWhatItRealMeans November 25, 2013

Calmosityyy

An xbox live gears of war player who is one of the first to have an all Adobe After Effects sniper montage on youtube, using effects never seen before in a Gears of War short. One of the most known players in the community, Calmosityyy will always be a name that people wont forget.

"oh dude! that shot was as rape as Calmosityyy's."

by sniperheadshot101 March 23, 2010

Calm up

The opposite of Calm down, Calmed up, Calming up.

Will you just calm down Katrina Lynn I didnt role the truck its just in the ditch. - Katrina- Im not calmed up! calm up

by Adam Hewes November 6, 2012