Call of Duty

A game series full of a modern campers and overpowered snipers

Player (walking in a open field, looking for enemies to pwn) Time to kill some bad guys!

*Sniped by a hidden camper from afar*

Player (respawning): WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE FUCKING CAMPERS! FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME, BITCHES!

*Player quits playing Call of Duty online*

by poppajohn December 31, 2011

Call of Duty bro talk

The act of speaking in code to talk about girls while they are in the room. Using objects in call of duty will disguise your conversation. These talks usually are about sexual themes. Nuke is what everyone shoots for if you know what i mean. Also the first letter of a gun can be use as an initial. Such as Ashley Tambakwa could be AK-47 Tar-21

Kyle: Yo Will did you get the nuke last night?
Austin: Nah dude i was in my ac130 and it got shot down...
Kyle: Were you using AK-47 Tar-21?
Austin: Nah i was using the Javelin ACR class...
Kyle: Oh.. this was a good Call of Duty bro talk

by whatisjuice? June 16, 2010

Call of Drunky

Call of drunky is a drinking game involving Call of Duty 4. It is played best with a mixed drink, but beer works as well. The rules are simple. For every 3 deaths one gets, a drink must be taken. If a UAV (3 kill streak) is achieved, one must drink. For an airstrike (5 kill streak) two drinks must be had. For a helicopter (7 kill streak) three drinks must be had. If one is lucky enough to get a 10 kill streak, everything left in the cup should be chugged. Also, if one is killed by, or kills with, a headshot, noob tube, claymore, C4, RPG, knife, grenade, direct impact, or a team kill, a drink is required. It is best played with six people who are all also playing this game. It is designed so that no matter if you are doing good or bad, you will get fucked up.

Agh, I'm so fucked up from Call of Drunky! That Airstrike and Helicopter really put me over the edge man.

by Thurkagord March 1, 2009

Call Of Duty Depression

When a person does not play Call Of Duty for extended periods of time.
Symptoms may include: Sleepless nights, crying in corners, and COD dreams. In more severe cases usually 2+ weeks without COD, a person might start to think their reality is Call Of Duty. They may think a broom is a Barrett .50 Cal or a butter knife is a melee knife.

Mom: I am taking away your Call Of Duty!
Kid: No mom you can't! I don't want Call Of Duty Depression!
Mom: What?
Kid: Sorry mom I wont be able to sleep and I will have bad dreams about COD.
Mom: What?
Kid: YOU CAN PREVENT THIS HORRIBLE THING FROM HAPPENING MOM!

by ORRZ24 December 18, 2010

Call on me

A great video that shows a destruction of "gender barriers". The video essentially shows a bunch of hot girls exercising and one guy is with them duplicating all of their actions. All of the women are non chalant about it, so it shows that they are comfortable with his presence in the room. This defines my trip to Amsterdam and is also David's favorite song of all time

Dream: You see that video Call on Me yet? It shows that there aren't any gender barriers in life.
David: Yes! I've fucking seen it a hundred times! stop fucking talking about this queer shit!
Dream: Sweetest poison is also a great song
David: UGGHHH! I hate you so much.

by The Dream December 26, 2004

Call of Duty

Call of Duty is the most shitty video game series ever comprised of mainly camping and ultra faggotry. The games have remained the same from the start. It's campaign is pure crap and only lasts 2 hours. If you think that's bad then try out the multiplayer. It's garbage and all you do is camp, listen to gay 10 year olds, grenade spam, noob tube, and much more. The only reason Call of Duty has ever became popular was because of the marketing. The last decent COD game there ever was, was Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. After this hit game, the series became utter shit. The only good CODs are COD 2 and COD 4. The series has been milked to death for the moneys. Anyone that likes the series after COD 4 shouldn't be considered a real gamer and should go kill themselves.

An 11 year old who claimed Call of Duty: Black Ops was the best game ever was later found shot inside his Florida home.

by Anon485195 January 20, 2011

Call My Cell Bro

When somebody tells you to do something you do not want to do you can respond with the term "Call My Cell Bro"

The term can be used over the phone (even if you are already on your cell phone) or in person.

Example 1:

friend: You want to come to my friends party tomorrow night? Its gonna be a sausage party, but it should be fun.

you: "Call My Cell Bro"

Example 2:

Mom: Clean your room today.
you: yea "call my cell bro"

by Emoney220 April 27, 2010