Cake

Someone who sleeps around alot. ie. A slut etc..

Why?
Who likes cake? A: EVERYONE.
What do you do to cake? A: You eat it.

Therefore, EVERYONE EATS CAKE.

That chick slept with twelve guys, a donkey, two girls AND a midget in one night. Not because its her job either.." "OH THAT CAKE!

by wtfisthissite January 18, 2011

Cake

The thing you get if you do not stfu.

Max: "Hey dude, how about a piece of fruit and a chicken breast?"
Peter: "Cake or STFU!"

Sarah: "Trout Lake is such a remarkably beautiful setting, I love it!"
Sandra: "Trout Lake? Cake or STFU!"

Waiter: "Can I get you anything to drink, sir?"
Sir: "Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Cake?"
Sir: "Goddammit...I said cake or STFU, YA PUNK!"

Flexbro I: "I stopped doing drugs to give into another passion, alcohol!"
Flexbro II: "So? I stopped doing ya grandma to give into another passion, cake!"
Flexbro I: "Uh?"
Flexbro II: "Well yeah, cake or STFU u friggin' bastid!"

by stokedfish September 24, 2006

Cake

A codeword for making-out.

I want some cake right now.
I want to eat cake.
Did you eat the cake?

by beforelater November 8, 2004

A cake

Someone who looks or acts real but they’re actually fake like the cake videos

I can’t hang with Hefany anymore she seemed real at first but she’s just a cake.

by Shly July 14, 2020

Cake

A tasty treat.

Do not buy cake from mand z bakery.

by Barbracakehater January 25, 2015

Cake

Cake jaw dropping beautiful...

My girlfriend is cake, everyone wants a piece... "Janine is cake everyone wants a slice"
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....

by TrousersPants October 1, 2018

Caked

- Someone or something that is covered in something.

Father: That was a messy festival with all that rain, Im CAKED in water!

Son: The rain made it very muddy, Im caked in mud!

by Rye00 October 15, 2017