cactail

when you are laughing so hard you fall on the ground and start rolling around in pain, but cannot stop laughing no matter how hard you try. ( you may tear due to pain.)

I went cactail the other day when Bob got sacked and fell off the deck.

by Camgram July 4, 2005

Cactus Bitch

Meaning: Someone who is very annoying

Oh my god... you are such a Cactus Bitch! Just leave me alone already!

by felixhasrabies March 26, 2011

cactus dildo

Nothing to be fucked around with if you know what I mean

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos

by NotanAcronym October 4, 2016

cactus ass

When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.

Omg Becky, I totally have cactus ass.

by Firekrackerinmybutt September 5, 2017

Baby Cactus

A woman's pubic area when it has been shaved and left for 4 days or more.

Arthur: "Why are you being such a douche?"

Matt: "My girlfriend is mad at me, and now she has a baby cactus going on!"

by GrosBilodeau March 4, 2011

Family Cactus

The most inappropriate cactus ever

Guy:Hey can I see your family cactus?
Girl:Ew no that's so inappropriate!!!

by 666FamilyCactusLover666 February 14, 2017

raped by a cactus

When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.

"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"

by hailthemotherland September 22, 2013